Watching porn is a rite of passage for most men. It begins with a few visuals, like this proverbial Playboy magazine several friends passes around prior to they are old enough to learn what it all means. Eventually Jav Best discovers the visual and aural stimulation of moving video, and that often begins a lifelong love of porn. Actually, the sore penis that results from much too much porn watching might become a man’s first foray into determining good penis care.

But when a man begins to enjoy pleasure with someone outside of the screen, he is frequently disappointed by the vast gulf between what porn teaches him and what really happens in the bedroom. For the uninitiated, below are a few things to never actually expect to translate from the screen to the bed room.

Perfect bodies. All the participants in a porn video are usually very young and healthy. And when they aren’t, the video producers use tricks of camera angles and lighting to cover any flaws. The result is the belief that a woman should look a particular way, and a man should too. That may definitely result in disappointment in the bedroom.

Instant hardness. Men in porn are very rarely seen in a flaccid state. The moment a woman walks over the screen, they are hard enough to crush diamonds. The truth is that most porn productions use a ‘fluffer’ – a woman whose only job would be to get a man hard before he walks onscreen. What is apparently ‘instant’ really is just an illusion.

She gets off fast. Women in porn seem to feel as though every touch is orgasmic, plus they appear to have numerous orgasms throughout one session. The truth is very different. Women usually require a very specific kind of stimulation, for much more than simply a few seconds, in order to get turned on – significantly less to get off.

Noise, noise, noise! A porn video is filled up with aural stimulation, which is part of why most guys think it’s great so much. And who wouldn’t? The problem is that women aren’t really going to make noises like that between the sheets. Sure, they might be enthusiastic and make some noise, but the sounds in a porn film will not likely be replicated in the bedroom.

Money shots. Here’s an interesting stat: porn actors ejaculate somewhere other than the vagina 81 percent of the time. Quite often they do it on her behalf body or mostly, her face. The thing is that 80 percent of ladies in real life report not liking that particular move. So unless she approves beforehand, don’t expect to replicate this.

Crazy moves. Remember the ‘fluffer’ and the illusion she creates? A similar thing is true of a female who can do wild things in porn, like anal sex without any preparation, or double penetration. In each case, the situation has been prepped and carefully coordinated off-camera. Again, don’t be prepared to replicate things like this!